Mistletoe Murders: Death of a Humbug (2024)


CSI: Hallmark - Season 1, Episode 3

Something about a rare book the murderer wants?

Very bland whodunit other than the random, fleeting flashbacks to Emily’s former life as a spy (but like, she’s no Sydney Bristow). And a fight scene! In a cemetery! On a Hallmark show! lol

And after 6 hours of middling crime drama set amongst minimal Christmassy environs, we get the two leads in a passionate (for Hallmark) embrace… before ending on a cliffhanger where in the dude finds out that Emily has been leading a double-life.

Who is she, really?

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see next week when Season 2 premieres.

You’ll like this if…

You enjoy true crime documentaries and Christmas movies, but like… only the super bland ones.


SCORE: 3/10


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