Mistletoe Murders: Ides of December (2025)


CSI: Hallmark - Season 2, Episode 2

If you’re going to invoke a term typically used in relation to political assassinations/intrigue… um… you’d better come with something GOOD.

Fortunately, this two-part episode of the Mistletoe Murders series was somewhat more engaging than its predecessors. Thank goodness. I mean, they could only go up in my opinion. BUt a storyline about a murder that revolves around a stolen (forged?) painting and questionable family lineage… just what about that screams Christmas?!? Yet again - not a Christmas movie/show.

I was reminded when I saw down to write that these were based on audio books, which almost explains away the ever-distracting voiceovers, but not quite. Because if you’re putting it down on film and have a full 2 hours to tell your story, you shouldn’t need voiceovers. If Horatio Caine could do it in half the time, there’s no reason why Hallmark can’t, too.

From Hallmark:

The art world comes to Fletcher's Grove! When Sam's old partner is murdered guarding a high-profile painting, Emily teaches Sam to sleuth off the grid, and we uncover more of Emily's past. Later, Emily and Sam unravel a complicated web of lies around the mysterious painting, discovering the lengths people will go to keep secrets — including Emily's. Violet crafts a special present. Stars Sarah Drew and Peter Mooney.

You’ll like this if…

You enjoy true crime documentaries but like… only the super bland ones.


SCORE: 4/10


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